Pick of the week-II

The rotfl syndrome.

I remember posting about mommy love,an excerpt from an e-mail.I just got one more of these irresitible mails which make one press the ‘forward’ button as a reflex response.So,I just gave a thought of posting such interesting excerpts every week or so.This space will contain something which made give a ! feeling.

I know people who are crazy about impressing the opposite sex in social networking websites.But,matrimonial sites?I was surprised when I came to know that people search 😉  a soulmate and express their intimate feelings on getting a life-partner with the following dialogues.And some serious guy who supposedly was searching for an alliance got frustrated and eventually had commented on the funniest profiles in a matrimonail site.I bet,you will drop your jaw.

Laughing

>>Forward follows<<
These are Girls profiles taken from shaadi .  com    These are actual ads on a matrimony site. Grammar and
spelling errors  have no place in a profile description as everything is straight from the heart!

Disclaimer : I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar after reading this mail…

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– Hello To Viewers My Name is Sowmya , I am single i dont have male,If any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my
home. I am not a good education but i working all   field in bangalore.. if u like me u welcome to my heart…
when ever u whant to meet pls visit my resident or
send u letter..
Thanks
yours Regards Sowmya ~*~
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i want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from Orissa state she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework
(Wut Homework?)
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I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every   moments of life. I   love to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a
first step of love. I am looking for my dreamboy who will love me more than i.
Because i love myself a lot. If u think that is u then   why to late come on ……..hold my hand forever !!!
(The dilwale dulhaniya effect)
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i am simple girl. I have lot of problemin my life   because of my lucknow i am looking one boy he care me
and love me lot lot lot
(I don’t know why but this is one of my favorites)
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i want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans in house but   while steping out of house he should give recpect to our cast
(by not wearing his jeans? Wat the hell…)
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HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GIRL,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO   MAKE ANY BODY TO   LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL   MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A BOY
,THEY ARE
1.THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.
2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION
3. THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY
TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.
(all of us are loughing {laughing})
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whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be someone   groom   and he must think of the future life if he is toolike this he would be called the man of the lamp
(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this girl   wants)
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i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and I love the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate
ok
(I am again clueless but I liked the use of “ok”. The person is   suffering from “Ok-syndrome”)
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iam pranati my family histoy my two brother two sister and   father & mother sister completely married
(somebody please explain in comments section how to   get married ‘completely’ ?)
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my name is farhanbegum and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me   pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes
(height of desperation! J )
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iam kanandevi. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred.
(No comments)
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hello i am a good charactarised woman. i want to run   my life happily. i divorced my first husband. his charactor is not good’.
i expect the   good   minded and clean habits boy who may be in the same caste or other   caste   accepted …
(but credit cards not accepted..?? ?)
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Iam Sharmila my colour is black, but my heart is   white. i like social service.
(Zebra..???)
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>>Message ends<<

ROTFLROTFL2

What are you waiting for?Go and register yourself in some matrimonial site LOL Lucky you-You might end up in getting the wife/husband with a great humour sense!They seem to be there everywhere! 😀

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